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Postby Goofydoofy » Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:56 pm

The judge asked the prostitute, "So, when did you realize you had been raped?" Wiping away tears, she replied, "When the check bounced!"

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"I've reviewed your case very carefully and have decided to give your ex-wife $300 a week," a judge declared. "That's more than fair," the man said. "I'll even try to kick in a little of my own money."

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A man went to the doctor after he twisted his knee playing golf. "You need to stop masterbating," the doctor said. When the man asked why, the doctor replied, "Beacause I am trying to examine your knee."

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A blonde called a travel agent and asked, "How long is a flight from New York to San Franciso?" "Just a minute," said the agent. The blonde said thank you and hung up.

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