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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 9:35 am
Reports from the Pope at the Vatican confirm Jesus Christ came down to Earth last night on a streaking fireball and landed in Bullhead City, AZ. As he started to unpack, he glanced around briefly at his surroundings and said, "Fuck this shit!" and snapped his fingers and vanished along with all of humanities hopes of being saved. Oh well, maybe next time.
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 2:37 pm
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2017 3:26 pm
Hey Michael! Do me a favor and pull up some info on that Earth place we visited a while back, 'bout time we checked in, see how they did with our whole 'judge not' and 'love thy neighbor' stuff. Find out where those humans congregate the most so we can get as much exposure. What was that river area we went to first time?
I'll look into for ya God!...oh, far from that place, looks like the most visibility would be if you just hung out for a day at a trading post of sorts called Walmart in some place called Ohio.
OK great! lets have a look...on second thought.. well, will just put that one down in the failure column.
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2017 1:57 am
He didn't fly in on United did he?