Texas

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Eubedyen Fourever
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Texas

Postby Eubedyen Fourever » Mon Sep 12, 2011 2:00 pm

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Texas State Trooper walked up to her car window, flipping open his ticket book.
She said, I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball.
He replied, Texas State Troopers don't have balls.
There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.
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Re: Texas

Postby Ayragon » Tue Sep 13, 2011 3:08 pm

ahahah, thats a beauty.