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Lone Ranger

Postby Meso » Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:50 pm

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got
their Tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later,
Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look Towards sky,
what do you see? "

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it
appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful
day tomorrow.

"What's it tell you, Tonto?"

"You are dumber than buffalo shit. It means someone stole the tent."