Horoscopes... HAHAHAHA!!

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Saphirone
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Horoscopes... HAHAHAHA!!

Postby Saphirone » Mon Jan 10, 2005 2:30 pm

I have a web home page that tells me stock quotes, hottest news, etc. On one part of it, it tells me my horoscope for the day. Now I usually don't even take these to heart, but this one made me laugh.... Hysterically!

Scorpio
You're smart and getting smarter in a subject that you love.

You have Gotten better at Dieting! (1)
You have gotten better at nagging your husband! (1)
You have gotten better at surfing the net! (1)
You have increased you faction with Punishing Parents of America! (1)
You have gotten better at drinking coffee all day! (1)
You have gotten better at remembering updates for your computer! (1)
You have gotten better at tieing up your phone line! (1)
You have gotten better at avoiding phone calls! (199)
You have gotten better at yelling! (1)
You have gotten better at watching Spongebob Squarepants! (1)
You have gotten better at posting useless information! (1)
You have gotten better at laughing at life! (250!)
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Postby Siderius » Mon Jan 10, 2005 4:53 pm

rofl, avoiding phonecalls 199 LOL
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Silly
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Postby Silly » Tue Jan 18, 2005 10:33 am

You have gotten better at watching Spongebob Squarepants!


:lol: lol

Heeee lives in a pineapple under the sea....
(spongebob squarepants!)
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he.......
(spongebob squarepants!)
If nautical nonsense be something you wish.......
(spongebob squarepants!)
Then hop on the deck, and flop like a fish!!!!!!

Sponge- Bob- Square- Pants - Sponge- Bob- Square- Pants - Spppoonnnggeeeee Booooobbbbbbbb
Sqquuuuuaaaarreee Paannnttttssss!!!!!!!

/bow

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Postby Bolwyn » Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:34 pm

doot-doo-dee-doot--doot-doo