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Reason 67284

Postby Goofydoofy » Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:54 pm

Why this planet needs to be exterminated...

You walk into a store and somebody who is clearly in their 80s...Or even 50+ for that matter...Is asked to show their ID so they can buy lottery tickets...Or alcohol...Or tobacco.

As yet more proof the human race is just to ignorant to continue and should be wiped clean...Are you really just a total and complete idiot that you can not tell the person is clearly over 21??
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Re: Reason 67284

Postby Buaz » Thu Mar 18, 2010 7:50 pm

It's all a secret ploy by the Man to keep us down.
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Re: Reason 67284

Postby whyllowtwyg » Fri Mar 19, 2010 9:13 am

I got carded at WalMart buying cigarettes! if you look under 40, register prompts them to ask for id. Personally, I enjoy getting carded! When the grocery clerk asks for your id at 7:30 in the morning for a bottle of wine (when you have no makeup on), tends to make a girl feel a little better!

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Re: Reason 67284

Postby Ironbeans » Fri Mar 19, 2010 12:27 pm

woot whyllow! er um what were you buying wine at 0730 for.... wheaties?

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Re: Reason 67284

Postby Nlannie » Fri Mar 19, 2010 9:27 pm

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Re: Reason 67284

Postby Goofydoofy » Sat Mar 20, 2010 7:15 am

When you are up all night playing Everquest and snorting Cocaine, you need something to bring you down when the Sun comes up so you can try and get some sleep, after a nice long sex session. So off to Walmart you go for a bottle of wine or four. The day does not look as good as the night when you've been up for two days ampin.

Or so I'm told.
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Re: Reason 67284

Postby FaeveeAngel » Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:36 am

Exactly Wyllow!!! :lol:

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Re: Reason 67284

Postby Renaern » Wed May 05, 2010 8:23 am

I had a similar situation Goof and not only did they card me (i am over 40), when I asked for a bag they said, "Oh, are you embarrassed to let your neighbors see you carrying it in?" My response cannot be posted here. Don't worry Goof mankind is far too greedy and stupid to last much longer:)