Weirdest sorta-EQ-related dream...ever...

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Weirdest sorta-EQ-related dream...ever...

Postby Silly » Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:37 am

I remember my dreams almost nightly but this has got to be the most bizarre one in a long time....

I was at work when my boss told me that Kcii needed some help in EQ and that I could go to his other house to play for a while. I was like "wow! you know about EQ, and wow you're going to let me play while I'm supposed to be working, this is great!"

So I go over to his "other house" which is different than the one he and his family live at, and I log in and tell the group that I may not play very well because I didn't have any hotkeys set up or anything. And Kcii's all like "no problem, it will all be fine I'm sure!" then everything starts getting very fuzzy and I pass out and wake up in pitch blackness. Suddenly Jhereg is on the phone and I ask him "What time is it?" over and over, not sure if it is night or day or whatever, but he couldn't understand what I was asking, and it took me a while to realize I had been drugged or something and by then he was not on the phone anymore.

I'm starting to get all freaked out because I don't know where in this weird house I'm at, and it is dead silent and pitch black. I'm trying to find my way out and getting pretty scared because I can't, when all the sudden this kid with a huge pinnochio nose goes sneaking by (don't ask me how I could tell the kid was there when I couldn't see a darned thing) and he is freaked out too, and won't talk to me. So I grab a hold of his pinnochio nose and demand to find out how to get out when he tells me that the reason why we're drugged, is because they're keeping us here to eat (apparently my boss and his wife are now cannibals).

Ok so that REALLY has me worried, but I'm still in a drugged-out-stupor, and I make this kid show me how to get out of the house. We make it out, and it is night time, when all the sudden the boss & wife realize we're leaving and come running after us. Since it is night I'm even more worried that nobody will be around to see or hear us and give us help (we're stumbling around like drunken idiots).

Well the boss's wife is all bendy-stretchy like stretch armstrong or that lady from "The Incredibles", and she caught up to me (by now the pinocchio kid has disappeared) and so I grab a hold of her and proceed to use her stretchy-arms to tie her up to a telephone pole as quickly as possible because boss isn't far behind....

When I finally wake up to Jhereg getting home from work at 3:30am. Oh that's one time I was definately happy to be woken up!

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Re: Weirdest sorta-EQ-related dream...ever...

Postby Jaffod » Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:53 am

ok...so where do you work that you have such a wierd boss?

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Postby Glauri » Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:20 am

Somehow, I am not the least bit surprised that Kcii led you into such a trap!!
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Postby Silly » Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:36 am

:lol:

I'm a sammich-arteest, Jaffod! Quite a change from the last job for sure. But yeah my boss is weird regardless.

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Re: Weirdest sorta-EQ-related dream...ever...

Postby obsessedwith » Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:13 pm

silly works for subway? you do realize i am working on regional manager for subway right? and whats even more scary is i might be that kind of boss muahahahahahahahha.
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Postby meuwmixx » Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:14 pm

What did you eat before you went to sleep?! Man, I thought I had weird dreams.
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Postby Silly » Thu Jul 16, 2009 1:24 pm

Not subway but close enough! And hmm Meuww, I think just had a couple cups of coffee earlier during raids, other than that nothing haha. My brain is naturally wacky :p

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Postby Ironbeans » Thu Jul 16, 2009 2:47 pm

All I have to say, is
WHOA, Freaky 8)

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Postby kCii » Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:46 pm

Somehow, I am not the least bit surprised that Kcii led you into such a trap!!


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Postby oneyedranger » Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:03 am

That is a weird dream? I dream that kinda stuff on a regular basis.

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Postby Goofydoofy » Fri Jul 17, 2009 4:41 am

Sounds like you need to start playing WoW.
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Postby Jaffod » Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:07 am

That will not stop anything Goofy

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Postby Dranorth » Fri Jul 17, 2009 10:27 am

this is proof positive that no good can ever come from assissting Kcii~

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Postby kCii » Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:14 pm

this is proof positive that no good can ever come from assissting Kcii~


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Postby tauaunt » Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:08 pm

Ok, that is a little on the strange but funny side, it could be worse though, my wife had one the other day where she was living with the Obamah's in a double wide trailer that had a secret room they kept her locked up in, this of course was done when they wasn't being mean to her. She also had some strange guy trying to help her out as well, but she said it got a little fuzzy at the end.
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Postby Jaffod » Sat Jul 18, 2009 4:56 am

double wide? That is some fancy living

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Postby Goofydoofy » Sun Jul 19, 2009 3:21 am

There are some damn fine double wides. Its the double wide butts you need to watch out for.
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Postby Jaffod » Sun Jul 19, 2009 5:14 am

I live in Ohio so, sadly, I see plenty of those

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Postby Ironbeans » Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:18 am

OHIO!
GAHHHH as in the State that contains Cincinati? Home and Birthplace of the finest death food ever? Skyliners.....the sure path to high cholesterol and a double wide Butt. Gotta love em

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Postby warador » Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:50 am

i also live in ohio and can certainly sympothize with u jaffod lol
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Postby Jaffod » Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:35 pm

Cincinatti, Cleveland, Youngstown, Dayton. Toledo...need I say more

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Postby Goofydoofy » Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:45 pm

You've said to much already.
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Postby oneyedranger » Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:29 pm

Tank goodness Michigan gave up toledo

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Postby Jaffod » Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:15 am

actually my suggestion on how to fix Michigan revolves around giving the greater Detroit area to Ohio. Michigan only really has the one major area of blight (albeit one of the worst in the nation) whereas Ohio would hardly notice the extra mess.

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Postby oneyedranger » Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:40 am

SOLD!!!

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Postby Drolek » Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:35 am

HOLY S#@& that is pretty wacked out .. but hey I had a kinda wierd one the night too .. thing is I can never remember my dreams : (
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Postby Larulik » Fri Jul 24, 2009 4:10 pm

I had a recent nightmare.. I was driving across Ohio one way on the Ohio Turnpike, then back the other way on I-70...

Oh wait, that really happened. That is the close to the crappiest drive that I've ever experienced. Only one worse is through Indiana and Illinois on I-70.
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Postby Jaffod » Sat Jul 25, 2009 5:34 am

How did you get from I80 to I70? :p


I feel your pain, OH sucks

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Postby warador » Sat Jul 25, 2009 5:44 am

i live maybe a half mile off 1 - 70 take it and a cuple others to work every day
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Postby Goofydoofy » Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:03 am

We should nuke I-70.

And just for fun, I-80 too!
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