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Postby tauaunt » Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:28 pm

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight aound, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus is watching you.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot. 'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?' 'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
No, I am not a pally, BUT I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night!!

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Re: Joke

Postby Emarinn » Sun Jul 12, 2009 6:49 pm

ROFL, nice!
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Re: Joke

Postby Buaz » Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:10 pm

unexpected punchline = priceless
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Re: Joke

Postby Glauri » Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:04 pm

Excellent! My whole family enjoyed it! Thanks.
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Re: Joke

Postby Keldinaar » Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:48 am

I especially appreciated that one since I have two Rottweilers!!