A cows tail

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A cows tail

Postby tauaunt » Sun Apr 12, 2009 9:13 am

A Cow's Tail
>
> A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion,
> multiple bruises, two
> black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his
> throat.
>
> Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to
> YOU?'
>
> 'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my
> wife, when at a
> difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field
> of cattle.
>
> We went to look for them and while I was looking around I
> noticed one of
> the cows had something white at its rear end.'
>
> 'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough,
> there was a golf ball
> with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the
> middle of the cow's fanny.
>
> Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,
> 'Hey, this looks
> like yours!''
>
> 'I don't remember much after that'
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