To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

Postby Candeys Treats » Fri Apr 10, 2009 2:40 pm

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity



1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. !

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,

Switch to Espresso.

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana'

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'


And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.




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Re: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

Postby Goofydoofy » Fri Apr 10, 2009 3:50 pm

I actually have done or currently do about 35% of that stuff.

And, I don't think anybody questions my sanity.
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Re: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

Postby meuwmixx » Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:53 pm

Those are awesome. Thanks for the gut busting laugh! :D
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Re: To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

Postby jilt » Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:08 pm

Goofy, would have to stop doing all that for people to question his sanity.

And worse that that my contract at work had a Sanity clause. I sign it every 25th. of December.