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Postby Goofydoofy » Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:49 am

Please!! I'm begging you!! Somebody PLEASE give me $30,000 so I can quit my job!!
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Postby Oaklen » Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:49 am

Wow! I had no clue goat fu...errm...farming paid so well! You know though... in these trying economic times you might want to grab a hold and hold on to that [job] with both hands... :twisted:
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Re: Help!

Postby Buaz » Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:00 am

How about I get you laid off, and Obama gives you $30k in unemployment beni's?
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Postby Goofydoofy » Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:33 am

Buaz, that will work fine. Unfortunately, I won't get that much in unemployment. So, Buaz, PLEASE get me laid off and somebody else PLEASE give me $15,000 so I can quit my job!
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Re: Help!

Postby Jhereg » Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:21 am

Or you could loan me $30000 to open a business.

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Re: Help!

Postby Jaffod » Wed Apr 08, 2009 1:45 pm

only $30,000? That is not much for a year when you think about it. Maybe you can seel some salvia to make ends meet?

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Postby Goofydoofy » Wed Apr 08, 2009 3:07 pm

Yes, it isn't alot. I am not being greedy! Just enuf to play EQ and get drunk!
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Re: Help!

Postby Woldar » Wed Apr 08, 2009 4:12 pm

Start selling your blood and other body fluids goofy! Maybe sell the goat milk also, but you would have to make sure it was organic. Keeping the goat wholesome and not polluted in anyway might be a difficult I know, but hey sacrifices have to be made.

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Re: Help!

Postby Jaffod » Thu Apr 09, 2009 5:05 am

they don't pay for blood anymore, I think they do for platelets though

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Postby Goofydoofy » Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:16 am

Maybe a organ or three? I'm sick of living anyway. Maybe I can sell a lung, kidney, scrotum or two for some money? Anybody have any contacts for that??
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Postby Goofydoofy » Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:38 pm

Hurry before I say Hell With It and kill all these assholes!
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Re: Help!

Postby Jaffod » Fri Apr 10, 2009 4:27 am

but then we can all say "Hey, I know that guy" when we see you on the news - well with the increase in those sort of activities you might not even make the news anymore

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Re: Help!

Postby Buaz » Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:57 am

How much is a scrotem going for these days?
No postings on Ebay, so at least it's not cut-throat competition.
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Postby Goofydoofy » Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:10 am

I have no idea, Buaz. I would have to think mine would be prized by all.
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