Just for Twoofus

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Just for Twoofus

Postby Benadan » Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:09 pm

In a group this morning Two said he would let me know when he heard a ranger joke he thought was funny so here are a few contenders.

Q: Why does it rain so much in the Karanas?
A: Because every time a ranger dies, Karana sheds a tear.

Q: How can you tell a ranger tried to break into your house??
A: Your cat is camping his corpse.

Q: Why don't rangers get FD?
A: The fall to the ground would kill them.

Q: How do you know when a ranger has been tanking?
A: They're usually standing naked at their bind spot.

Q: Why do Rangers get some of the best haste items in the game?
A: So they can die faster.

Q: Why is ranger armor green and brown?
A: Green so they can find their corpse in the dirt and brown so they can find their corpse on the grass.

Q: Whats the shortest Ranger joke ever?
A: LFG.

Q: What is the difference between a ranger and a corpse?
A: 30 seconds of combat.

Q: What did one ranger say to the other at the soulbinder?
A: Do you come here often?

Q: Why did the Ranger cross the road ?
A: Because the chicken kicked his ass.

Q: What's the difference between an Orc Pawn and a Ranger?
A: An Orc Pawn doesn't get teased as much as the Ranger.

Q: What did Emperor Crush say when the 100th Ranger tried to solo him?
A: DING...!!!!!

Q: What inspired the Ranger class?
A: Kenny in the various South Park episodes.

Q: Why was PoKnowledge created?
A: To help Rangers reach their corpses faster.

Q: What do you call a Ranger with over 356 days of play time?
A: Masochistic

Q: What's the only difference between Wild E Coyote and a Ranger?
A: A Ranger's death is usually not the result of items ordered from Acme.

Q: Why do Clerics not heal Rangers?
A: It's more mana-efficient to res a ranger then to heal one.

Q: Why do Necros alway follow Rangers around?
A: There's always a body available for them to cast Wake the Dead.

Q: What are 3 things to ask rangers?
1. ) Ask if they need to get conviction before going in outdoor zones just in case it rains and they start losing HP.
2.) Ask them if they've made a "/consent" hotkey yet to save time.
3.) Ask them why they came to this raid, since there will be no need for them to eat any DT's.

/shout TRAIN TO ZONE!!! RANGERS AND CHILDREN FIRST!!

A_Random_Guildie says, "What does this drop?"
You say, "rangers"

A Ranger walks into a bar.... LOADING PLEASE WAIT.

Just after Kunark was released and epic discussions were rife. General consensus was that the ranger epic should of proc "resurrection".

What is the cheapest form of Rune?
Lvl 65 Ranger.

Q)Did you hear about the level 65 Ranger who was really tough and was always wanted in groups?
A)-And you never will either.

Q)How many rangers does it take to change a light bulb.
A)None, the bulb was still cooling and killed them instantly.

Q)Why do they call them rangers?
A)Because no one would play a "RezMe".

Q) Did you hear about the ranger who killed Vox?
A) He got caught in her throat on the way down and she choked to death.

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Postby Reyhan » Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:36 pm

ROFL!!! these were so funny, it made me glad I dont play a Rez me I mean a ranger. :D :D :D

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Re: Just for Twoofus

Postby Bobbert » Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:52 am

Benadan wrote:Q: How can you tell a ranger tried to break into your house??
A: Your cat is camping his corpse.



That one made me laugh hard enough to have a co-worker come see what it was that was so funny.

I typically feel bad when all the Ranger jokes start popping up. I also know it has caused some folks to get upset about them. But I am sorry, that one was just to damn funny.

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Postby Jaffod » Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:47 pm

I always liked ranja jokes

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Postby Siderius » Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:54 pm

Q: What did one ranger say to the other at the soulbinder?
A: Do you come here often?


This one should be corrected to
A: Do you come here often also?

They were both rangers you know.

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Postby Silly » Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:28 pm

I think most rangers know not to take too much offense. At least CN rangers who often times...

-have more hp than a tank
-can slow quicker than the slowers
-are first to heal when the cleric is getting beat on
-actually REMEMBER to snare
-can out-dps the dps

So ..I think its the equivelant of telling a blond joke to a blond doctor or Teory or something. Its HUGELY funny, but they know in their hearts its not true ;)

:love2: This message has been brought to you by a self-confessed ranger lover and hugger of all things tree-like (that's sasquatch if you're down with the T.D.).

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Postby Jaffod » Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:04 am

That is great news, us SHM can let the rangers slow the mobs - sad enough that the ENC have a lower resist rate on their slows without melee toons getting in on the act. Plus no more heals for clerics - blame the rangers muahahahahahahaha.

I always thought rangers were considered a dps class though

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Postby Siderius » Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:12 am

can out-dps the dps


Can out-dps themselves? :)