Pastor's Bussiness Card

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Pastor's Bussiness Card

Postby Saphirone » Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:27 am

Pastor's Business Card

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house
it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his
repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and
wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his
card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis
3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation he broke up in gales of
laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and
knock."

Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid
for I was naked."

"A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22)

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RE: Pastor

Postby Vitala » Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:59 am

OMG how funny!! Thanks for posting this Saphi, was a good laugh. :)

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Postby Ryanakris » Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:46 pm

That's priceless! :lol:
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Postby Hylea » Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:32 am

That's cute!!!!!