12 Days of Anguish

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12 Days of Anguish

Postby Aubrianna » Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:51 am

Quoting this from EQdiva, cause its too dang funny :)

Twelve Days of Anguish


On the first day of Anguish my EQ gave to me,
My corpse in a tree. (Where’d the tree come from?)

On the second day of Anguish my EQ gave to me,
Two lobby rezes
And my corpse i-i-in a tree (You sure it’s a tree?)

On the third day of Anguish my EQ gave to me,
Three link deaths
Two lobby rezes
And my corpse i-i-in a tree (Do you mean one of those spiky things?)

On the fourth day of Anguish my EQ gave to me,
Four ugly trains
Three link deaths
Two lobby rezes
And my corpse i-i-in a tree (‘Cause like, dude, those ain’t trees.)

On the fifth day of Anguish my EQ gave to me,
Five all-out wipes.
Four ugly trains
Three link deaths
Two lobby rezes
And my corpse i-i-in a tree (I mean, they’re not even tree-like.)

On the sixth day of Anguish my—
(Howsabout you pull a Bob & Doug McKenzie and skip right to day twelve?)

On the twelfth day of Anguish my EQ gave to me, (deep breath)
Twelve crappy /randoms
Eleven zone resettings
Ten temper tantrums
Nine dudes deguilding
Eight mobs dispelling
Seven sluts wrong-telling
Six-boxers boxing
FIVE ALL-OUT WIPES
Four ugly trains
Three link deaths
Two lobby rezes
And my corpse i-i-in a tree (I don’t get how you could even mistake that for a tree. You need help, you really do. You’re disturbed. That’s it, I’m outta here. Merry Christmas. Freak. )

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Postby Silly » Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:54 am

ROFL, that is great ;)

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Postby Hylea » Fri Dec 30, 2005 10:01 am

That is hilarious! I love it :lol:

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Postby Saphirone » Fri Dec 30, 2005 10:21 am

BWAHAHAHAHA!! LOVED That!

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Postby Jaffod » Fri Dec 30, 2005 3:20 pm

no beer eh?:)