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Postby Goofydoofy » Sat Jun 18, 2005 10:40 am

I didn't see a humor forum listed. So, I'll post these here with and leave the idea to maybe start a humor thread...

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A man was sitting at a bar, morosely staring at his untouched beer. The bartender asked, "What's the problem, pal?" The main said, "My brother just told me there's a sperm bank in his neighborhood that pays $40 for a donation." "Yeah, so?" asked the bartender. "Don't you realize?" the man cried. "I've let a fortune slip through my fingers!"

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During a job interview the employer said to the applicant, "For a man with no experience, you are certainly asking for a high salary." The man said, "Well, work is much harder when you don't know what you're going."

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Postby Zoey » Sat Jun 18, 2005 1:00 pm

I, uhm... posted in the wrong place - I am stoopid, and will hide my head in the sand now.
If you aren't living on the edge - you're taking up too much room

Zoey~