I didn't see a humor forum listed. So, I'll post these here with and leave the idea to maybe start a humor thread...
A man was sitting at a bar, morosely staring at his untouched beer. The bartender asked, "What's the problem, pal?" The main said, "My brother just told me there's a sperm bank in his neighborhood that pays $40 for a donation." "Yeah, so?" asked the bartender. "Don't you realize?" the man cried. "I've let a fortune slip through my fingers!"
During a job interview the employer said to the applicant, "For a man with no experience, you are certainly asking for a high salary." The man said, "Well, work is much harder when you don't know what you're going."
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