Clarity Guy Song

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Clarity Guy Song

Postby Saphirone » Thu Mar 03, 2005 5:48 am

"Clarity Guy"

to the tune of "American Pie" by Don McLean

A long long time ago

I can still remember when our party went to Cazic Thule

And I knew if I had my chance

I'd get some charisma pants

And maybe I could mez things for a while

But my bad luck that day persisted

With every spell I cast resisted

Bad news from the onset

We hadn't reached the zone yet

I think I might've cried a bit

when I first took that bad faction hit

But that was not the worst of it

When my Enchanter died

So, Bye-bye, Mr. Clarity Guy

Some big lizard killed our wizard

Now there's blood in his eye

Your mez just broke and all your mana's run dry

And you'd better find a good place to die

Better find a good place to die

The druid said he knew the way

We weren't sure, but followed anyway

Maybe he could lead us there

And I do believe he tried his best

The others, they were less impressed

When several times we passed by the same stairs

But then suddenly we weren't alone

Then someone shouted "Train to zone!"

We all were unprepared

Man, those lizards were everywhere

I was a tiny little gnomish chap

With a chipped bone collar and a savant's cap

But I knew that my luck was crap

When my Enchanter died

They started singin'

Bye-bye, Mr. Clarity Guy

Some big lizard killed our wizard

Now there's blood in his eye

Your mez just broke and all your mana's run dry

And you'd better find a good place to die

Better find a good place to die

Well for two hours we were on our own

The others stuck in another zone

The warrior, the rogue and me

Well the warrior fought with a lot of skill

And a sword he borrowed from his guild

And a dose of my Alacrity

But then while she tried to zone back in

The Cleric went linkdead again

And so to our dismay

No rezzes came our way

And while some might think it isn't fair

I died each time I zoned in there

I soon had corpses everywhere

When my Enchanter died

They were singing

Bye-bye, Mr. Clarity Guy

Some big lizard killed our wizard

Now there's blood in his eye

Your mez just broke and all your mana's run dry

And you'd better find a good place to die

Better find a good place to die

The sad thing is this story's true

And I lost a level, nearly two

But sometimes it just goes that way

I tried to make the best of it

And at least my skills went up a bit

But I didn't get one piece of loot that day

I tried to hail an NPC

Thought he might have some small quest for me

But no reply was spoken

I guess that quest was broken

I knew I could count on my friends

To help me level up again

We went to Mistmoore that weekend

And my Enchanter died

And they were singing

Bye-bye, Mr. Clarity Guy

Some big lizard killed our wizard

Now there's blood in his eye

Your mez just broke and all your mana's run dry

And you'd better find a good place to die

Better find a good place to die

They were singing bye-bye, Mr. Clarity Guy

Some big lizard killed our wizard

Now there's blood in his eye

Your mez just broke and all your mana's run dry

And you'd better find a good place to die
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Postby samane » Thu Mar 03, 2005 5:59 am

LOL
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Postby Toln » Thu Mar 03, 2005 6:28 am

Wheeeee, that is hilarious.

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Postby Teory » Thu Mar 03, 2005 7:01 am

That was fantastic :)
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Postby Siderius » Thu Mar 03, 2005 7:39 am

Hmm wonder why Teory dont play EQ anymore, come back !
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Postby Silly » Thu Mar 03, 2005 10:50 am

Haha too cute :) Someday I need to write a parody song!

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Postby Venayven » Thu Mar 03, 2005 4:43 pm

OMG that is too FUNNY :lol:
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