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I'm here to offend Trabayre

Postby Nerple » Wed May 16, 2007 7:43 am

Your Main Character

-Name: Nerple
-Class: Ranger and Ling Slayer
-Race: Half-Elf, All the cool elf traits without the pansy booties.
-Level: 71
-Number of AAs: 836'ish
-Magelo Number (if you have one): 180392
-List which keys and flags you have: All up to Dreadspire, None After.

-List your alts on this server (name, level, class):
Turar, 75 Vah Shir Berserker
Skotomo, 63 Gnome Necromancer
Various other little guys


A Little Bit About Yourself

-What are a few things you enjoy most about playing EQ? (For example: raiding, grouping, soloing, tradeskilling, exploring, questing, etc)
Killing Lings and burning Rivervale. Harassing Trabyare for being an inadequate Ranger.

-Tell us some of your short and long term goals for your character. (For example: quests, epic, tradeskills, leveling, AA ability, etc)
* Nothing short but the extermination of the Halfling Race and the destruction of Rivervale. Praise Tunare.
* I'm not 75 yet, this needs to be rectified.
* Hmm and keys, and AA, and Serpent Seekers Charm.

-When do you normally play EQ? What is your time zone?
Eastern, and Evenings.

-CN generally raids Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Saturdays at 8 pm Eastern Time. Raiding is not required, but we would like to know what % of raids you think you will attend.
No clue to be honest. Schedule is changing around a bit.

-Please tell us which other guilds you have been a member of and why you chose to leave.
Knights of Green Mist - Wanted to See More of the Game.
Epic Shadows - One of the officers deserved to die, so few of us formed our own guild.
Demure - Broke apart and I cried.
Appotus Dominus - Had too many Lings and they got mad when I killed them. And I retired.

-If you are still a member in another guild, please explain:
Demure. Personal Guild Hall and Bank are nice. Just little ole me in there.


Your Experience with CN

-Which members of CN do you know? Have you had a chance to raid or group with us? Let's see I know Anareon, Gaator, Trabayre, Littlabit, Tandt, Daddor and I think Goofydoofy's corpse has graced one of my signature's before. And grouped with a lot of y'all.

-Why are you applying to CN? Is there a specific reason you chose to apply to our guild?
Trabayre sent em a tell and asked me to apply. I said on one condition, that we kill all of the guild's lings. He agreed and I suggested we start with Tandt because he is a cookie thief. Oh, and I want to train Anareon more. I didn't get enough of that in AD. Oh, and I can't raid everyday these days like AD does.

-Tell us what your goals are for applying. What do you hope to get out of the guild?

I just want to kill lings and harass Trabayre.

-Have you read the CN Rules and Policies and understand them? Yeah, I didn't see anything about Ling Genocide so I think I am all set.


Optional Info

-What do you do in real life? Engineer

-Where are you from? Massachusetts.

-Would you consider traveling to attend annual CN gatherings at various places in North America? No. I haven't taken a vacation from my current job yet, not likely to take one for an EQ gathering.

-What is your favourite colour? (with Canadian spelling). I object on the grounds that Canadians do not know how to spell in English.

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Postby Buaz » Wed May 16, 2007 10:17 am

I liked the subtle text on Halflings.
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Postby Bobbert » Wed May 16, 2007 10:46 am

You call that subtle?

Sublte was more like: "Half-Elf, All the cool elf traits without the pansy booties"

I for one am a ling. I wish no ill will towards this person even if his tunarian upbringing has jaded his view of other, clearly superior races.

I think Sugnsem is from Boston. Which, well, I'll leave that up to your own imaginations.

Good to see your App, Nerple. You bring with you a long, rich history of Vazaelle. Hopefully I'll see you around the guild hall. I'll be the assling hiding behind the Ogre tanks....with Tandt.

Go Yankees!

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Postby Goofydoofy » Wed May 16, 2007 11:13 am

Don't make me duel you.
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Postby Vitala » Wed May 16, 2007 11:45 am

I vote yes just because of the title of this piece. Also, I will vote yes for anyone else wishing to offend Trab, on general principle.

Great work, keep it up!
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Postby Siderius » Wed May 16, 2007 12:37 pm

The thing is when he says Trab who does he mean? Old Trab? Jaff? Bobbert? haha

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Postby Nerple » Wed May 16, 2007 1:54 pm

Siderius wrote:The thing is when he says Trab who does he mean? Old Trab? Jaff? Bobbert? haha


All of the above. I am not picky.

And I am thinking of moving Bobbert up to first ling killed status for being a Yankees fan. And hiding behind the ogres wont help, I am offering them a leg each.

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Postby Jaffod » Wed May 16, 2007 3:02 pm

Bobb is a Yankee fan? I will never get the stench of my toons now!

I do not think Nipple ever knew the original Trab though, so that is one guy who he cannot offend (much)

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Postby Littlabit » Wed May 16, 2007 3:14 pm

GOOD to see your app nerple.. there is nothing like a nerple licking !!

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Postby Nerple » Thu May 17, 2007 5:19 am

Goofy, I was going to accept your duel and kill you. Then I realized you live in Mojave County, and that is probably worse than death and I don't want to show any compassion.

Bitty, there will be plenty of licks!

Jaff, anyone willingly giving you there toon is open to being offended. But mainly I just want to upset you.

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Postby Bobbert » Thu May 17, 2007 7:56 am

I'm not a Yankees fans. I am a fan of anyone that gets a rise out of a Boston Fan.

I sense a Halfling / Ranger duel incoming soon. Get em, Goof or Tandt.

I would, but until Ash calls my name in the Tank channel, I lead a simple, passifistic lifestyle. Eat my veggies, care for the Guild goldfish tank, meditate, etc. You know the drill. :lol:

Make sure you have the TBS expansion. I want to hear and see the shouts of horror when the banner turns you into a halfling.
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Postby Nerple » Thu May 17, 2007 8:03 am

I do not have the TBS expansion yet. Though likely will soon.

And Tandt challenged me to a duel last night in Relic, I spent the rest of the night on my floor laughing. My puppy thought I was psycho.

This post is really just to test my signature.

Die Tandt.

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Postby Jaffod » Thu May 17, 2007 1:59 pm

I like the avatar

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Postby Verrana » Thu May 17, 2007 2:17 pm

can i vote now? love the name hehe and the destruction of haflings :)

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Postby Tandt » Thu May 17, 2007 3:20 pm

Nerple wrote:I do not have the TBS expansion yet. Though likely will soon.

And Tandt challenged me to a duel last night in Relic, I spent the rest of the night on my floor laughing. My puppy thought I was psycho.

This post is really just to test my signature.

Die Tandt.


you are dilusional..
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Postby Nerple » Thu May 17, 2007 7:31 pm

How so? That you are going to die? Because that's fact.

And it's fact I was laughing at your threat to duel me.

Trab, I thought you would like the last sig line more.

Oh and I bought TBS

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Postby Tandt » Fri May 18, 2007 10:35 am

Nerple wrote:How so? That you are going to die? Because that's fact.

And it's fact I was laughing at your threat to duel me.

Trab, I thought you would like the last sig line more.

Oh and I bought TBS


No, you are dilusional on the statment that you think in wanted to duel you. At no point in our conversation did the words "I want to duel you" ever come across the screen in any order. So i dont know where this is all coming from. Im guessing you are trying to pull me into your twisted world of hate/pathetic racism towards lings.. Well im here to let you know that YOU ARE A FAILURE Sir. KK Thx move on.
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Postby Nerple » Fri May 18, 2007 10:44 am

Such lies! You dis suggest you should duel em senor. I understand you not remembering though, you were probably in a euphoric cookie daze after stealing and eating all of my cookies!

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Postby Tandt » Fri May 18, 2007 11:02 am

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You will never get any!!!
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Postby Tandt » Fri May 18, 2007 11:03 am

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Postby Nerple » Fri May 18, 2007 12:07 pm

Rivervale will burn because of you Heathen!

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Postby Vitala » Fri May 18, 2007 12:47 pm

I am starting to sense a wee bit of tension between Tandt and this Nerple person. Anyone else picking up on it, or is this my incredible, near-psychic abilities coming out again?

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Postby Jaffod » Fri May 18, 2007 1:40 pm

Nipple has l33t 'pissing off lings' skillz

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Postby Tandt » Fri May 18, 2007 2:16 pm

Jaffod wrote:Nipple has l33t 'pissing off lings' skillz


QFT

and Nerple cant help it, hes just mad at life cause his toon was modeled after a 1960 popular TV show called "StarTrek" Examples below..

Old Model:
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New SoE Changed Model:
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Postby Littlabit » Fri May 18, 2007 4:05 pm

Nerple and Tandt love each other .. this is what they call "forplay"
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Postby Jaffod » Fri May 18, 2007 5:50 pm

did he model his toon on Yeoman Smith?

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Postby Nerple » Fri May 18, 2007 5:59 pm

Tandt wrote:
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and Nerple cant help it, hes just mad at life cause his toon was modeled after a 1960 popular TV show called "StarTrek" Examples below..


No I am pissed because your kind are short, don't bathe, have hairy feet, don't shave properly, are always trying to port people, are breeding like rabbits to raise an army, and are the children are Satan.

And especially Tandt because he stole my cookies!

Now log on so I can kill you.

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Postby Vitala » Sat May 19, 2007 8:17 am

I think maybe Bit is on to something here.

Although in Nerp's defense lings *are* short. And have hairy feet. But they do get that cute little 'take me seriously' look when they're trying to stick their tiny swords into bad guys. It's kind of adorable.

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Postby Nerple » Tue May 22, 2007 7:42 am

Last Sunday was a glorious day for the Ling Genocide movement! A vicious Ling by the name of Tandt was spotted lurking amongst New Tanaan. The Ling was particularly vicious this eve and took it upon himself to challenge this Lingslayer to a duel at the Gates of Qeynos. The battle was going well, the plated ling was no match for my rangerly snares and piercing arrows and bolts of fire and ice from the sky. Though this Ranger nearly fell over laughing when the Ling decided to summon his horse in an attempt to break the snares restricting his ling feet. The Ling seeing his doomed fate sought to enlist the aide of the exalted Qeynos Guard and slowly but surely made his way past the gate and behind the wall of the great city. Poor Tandt however failed to account that this Ranger hails from Surefall Glade and spent his formative years aiding the city of Qeynos against the Blackburrow Gnolls. Common Enemy of both Qeynos and the Glade. The Ranger quickly swept into the city and found the Ling and pointed him out to the waiting city guard. Foiled the Ling struck out against the Ranger in front of the guards and the guards quickly joined the fight on the side of the Ranger seeking to bring Tandt to justice for assault. Already losing the fight one on one, Tandt had no choice but the retreat back to the safety of New Tanaan when the fight became three on one. He ran as fast as his snared little ling legs would take him to the New Tanaan portal embarrassed and ashamed and with the new insight that one day the Ling Genocide would indeed come for him.

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Postby Vitala » Tue May 22, 2007 7:52 am

Oh my....