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by Skratz
Fri Apr 07, 2006 6:52 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Whats your flirting style?
Replies: 17
Views: 4445

You Are a Natural Flirt

Believe it or not, you're a really effective flirt.
And you're so good, you hardly notice that you're flirting.
Your attitude and confidence make you a natural flirt.
And the fact that you don't know it is just that more attractive!
by Skratz
Sat Apr 01, 2006 7:47 am
Forum: Apply for Membership - Applications are OPEN
Topic: 70 Warrior's Application
Replies: 4
Views: 1549

2nd is I like being able to hold agro so that im the only one in my group that takes damage

Well, I guess he won't like grouping with me :(
by Skratz
Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:02 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: When you have a bad day...
Replies: 5
Views: 1344

nice!
by Skratz
Tue Mar 28, 2006 3:27 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Which Random Gaelic phrase are you?
Replies: 15
Views: 3221

<center>Take the quiz: <br><a href="http://quiz.myyearbook.com/zenhex/quiz.php?id=710"><font size = "+2"><b>Which Random Irish Gaelic Phrase Are You? </b></font><br><img src="http://img.myyearbook.com/zenhex/images/quiz1/710/res4.jpg" border="0"></a><br><font size = "+1"><b>Is maith liom bananai </b...
by Skratz
Thu Mar 02, 2006 2:02 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Skratz Norris
Replies: 1
Views: 769

Skratz Norris

A friend told me about this, and I know one of them was quoted in game, but I do not remember it being posted, so here it is:

Skratz Norris

PS you guys crack me up!
by Skratz
Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:18 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Coming Back
Replies: 13
Views: 2768

RE: Coming Back

/bonk Dorn
by Skratz
Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:53 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: What is happening to our world?
Replies: 92
Views: 20225

Here is something i created on a fishing trip:

How much gas could a black bass pass, if a black bass could pass gas?

-If a black bass could pass gas, a black bass could pass as much gas as a black bass could pass if a black bass could pass gas!
by Skratz
Sat Feb 04, 2006 9:52 pm
Forum: Zone Advice
Topic: Qvic access: how to?
Replies: 2
Views: 2185

Qvic access: how to?

http://eqbeastiary.allakhazam.com/searc ... 9344842668
has the npc and how to get qvic access
by Skratz
Fri Feb 03, 2006 8:09 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sudoku: When EQ is down ...
Replies: 18
Views: 5336

Skratz high score on yahtzee - 423 lol
by Skratz
Fri Feb 03, 2006 6:37 am
Forum: Zone Advice
Topic: Dreadspire key
Replies: 13
Views: 5410

Scavenger hunt is collecting items from different zones, done with a decent group, nothing special - puller or mezzer reccommended.

Lost notebook can simply be kited

Lost gnomes can also be kited.

Deserting the ranks takes a fairly well equip tank/good cleric/good puller.
by Skratz
Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:58 am
Forum: Zone Advice
Topic: Dreadspire key
Replies: 13
Views: 5410

RE: Dreadspire key

I am working on it. Have everything but the first "collect" task.
by Skratz
Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:52 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sudoku: When EQ is down ...
Replies: 18
Views: 5336

Easy puzzles solved: 5
Your average time: 4:42
Your fastest time: 3:52

best time so far - not cheating.
by Skratz
Fri Jan 27, 2006 12:28 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Silly stuff I get in my email..
Replies: 10
Views: 2774

RE: Silly stuff I get in my email..

heres me - Fig Tree (Sensibility) -- very strong minded, a bit self-willed, honest, loyal, independent, hates contradiction or arguments, hardworker when wants to be,loves life and friends, enjoys children and animals, few sexual relationships, great sense of humor, has artistic talent and great int...
by Skratz
Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:55 pm
Forum: Apply for Membership - Applications are OPEN
Topic: Guild Challenged Troll
Replies: 7
Views: 2778

/bump
by Skratz
Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:53 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: EQ Players
Replies: 18
Views: 3764

I am cheap and use free jello 8)
by Skratz
Thu Jan 05, 2006 10:17 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Prophecy of Ro
Replies: 19
Views: 3958

I actually may be a rare one, but I have actually explored in depth every zone short of Shadowspine, ST, VP, Anguish. However, I agree they should have waited a bit longer after DoD. With so many missions, thre is still so much for everyone to do. EDIT: yes i forgot, have not been to Qvic + yet eith...
by Skratz
Wed Jan 04, 2006 6:39 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Prophecy of Ro
Replies: 19
Views: 3958

Ooo buff filter 8)

No more brells!
by Skratz
Tue Jan 03, 2006 9:38 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Automatic Compliment Machine!
Replies: 6
Views: 1806

I'll show you my moderately sized breasts as well Jhereg.
by Skratz
Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:43 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Postage
Replies: 10
Views: 1932

hey guys... I said I work WITH the post office, not FOR them.
by Skratz
Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:42 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: ENGAGED!
Replies: 24
Views: 3766

My wife spent 1200 bucks in the last 2 weeks. 800 on xmas for 6 people and 400 on herself, then she wondered why I didnt get her the $400 IPOD she wanted.

<strangle>
by Skratz
Tue Dec 27, 2005 3:25 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Postage
Replies: 10
Views: 1932

Postage

As I work heavily with the US Post Office, here is some info, in case anyone is out of the "loop" Effective January 8 2006. Here is the link to USPS rate change: http://www.usps.com/ratecase/ If you scroll down to New Domestic Rate Charts You can see more details for express and heavier letters, non...
by Skratz
Tue Dec 27, 2005 2:26 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: ENGAGED!
Replies: 24
Views: 3766

I am just brave enough to say what everyone else is thinking.
by Skratz
Tue Dec 27, 2005 11:40 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: ENGAGED!
Replies: 24
Views: 3766

I'm sorry.
by Skratz
Tue Dec 27, 2005 8:58 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: I love the smell of regenerated corpses in the morning
Replies: 2
Views: 812

RE: I love the smell of regenerated corpses in the morning

Mmm fresh meat for Skrappy (Skratz's warder_04)
by Skratz
Mon Dec 26, 2005 9:51 am
Forum: Apply for Membership - Applications are OPEN
Topic: Application
Replies: 12
Views: 3575

Mwahahahahaha~
by Skratz
Fri Dec 23, 2005 7:57 am
Forum: Apply for Membership - Applications are OPEN
Topic: Application
Replies: 12
Views: 3575

Of course he wont mention our run-ins.... Mwahahahaha Another mind to warp.
by Skratz
Wed Dec 21, 2005 10:44 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Launch of EQPLAYER
Replies: 33
Views: 5487

Skratz was born in Feb 2003 and sat around for 3 month as a mule...and over 1kaa, so who slacks now?
by Skratz
Wed Dec 21, 2005 7:56 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: QC
Replies: 3
Views: 1407

QC

These are actual word-for-word, letter for letter emails from my Quality Control Dept at work. Most of these are very good natured and good in heart. I am editing names only(and 1 location). Read them slowly if you want to catch all the errors. GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYONE..............._____ AND MYSELF ...
by Skratz
Thu Dec 08, 2005 10:28 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Holiday Festival
Replies: 2
Views: 1039

RE: Holiday Festival

Emerald of the New Year LORE ITEM NO TRADE MAGIC ITEM Weight: 0.5 Size: SMALL Slot: RANGE AC: +20 Str: +9 Sta: +12 Cha: +9 Wis: +11 Int: +11 Fire Resist: +8 Cold Resist: +8 Magic Resist: +8 HP: +115 Mana: +115 End: +115 Avoidance: +5 Mana Regeneration: +2 Regeneration: +2 Classes: All Classes Races:...